Emily Schleiger is a writer in the Chicago area. She has studied writing at The Second City and elsewhere, and her work has been published on McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, Reductress, The Second City Network, and more. She's also performed at a few storytelling shows without incident. She is a survivor of a short career in human resources, and a mom of 2 who has successfully resisted owning a minivan.
If she has gone missing, please check anywhere hot buttered popcorn is sold, or maybe start asking that aggressive-looking clown some hard questions.